I graduated from college, I lost my job because I wasn’t in college anymore, I met a girl who somehow managed to infect me with her radiant positivity and generally sunny disposition, and I got some really weird search engine hits on my blog.
Here are the top 5 strangest search engine hits I received here at alexmpeters.com last year:
- “pictures of slightly overweight women getting fucked”
- “how to write cleaning notice for toilet”
- “stealing other peoples domain names”
- “i never take wrong alexander”
- “ive cut my hand on glass will i need a tetanus?”
Despite the fact that I never actually talked about any of these things, it seems my demographic has found me.
In other news I’m still unemployed, I’m still living at home with my parents and I want to kill myself.
And now for 21 seconds of stop motion.
One of those searches may have been me. I’m not saying which one.